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Pet 1: Sandy
This is my dog. Her special trick is jumping on my mother's French doors and scratching them. She also likes to chase my cat(Duh).
Pet 2: Tiger
This is my sister's cat. He likes to sit on top of my guinea pig's cage and stare at him.
Pet 3: Captain Jack Sparrow a.k.a. Captain Jack Spasm
My mentally insecure guinea pig. His trick is throwing all his bedding onto the floor. He also can't help but knock his food dish over and jump all over his cage like he was an acrobat.
These are my pets- Stephen.
My pets are ...different. first, there's Diamond and Athena- they are ferrets. their favorite hobbies are :trying to escape their cage, trying to pull anything close to their cage into it, climing...from the floor to my bed, pooping on my floor, climing into my backpack, pestering the dogs, viciously attacking each other, and squeaky toys, and finally, keeping me up from 11 p.m. to 4 a.m.
Then there are my dogs, Panda and Marcus. They are, and don't laugh, -tzus. Yes, they actually have a breed of dog with that word in the name, but what do you expect from a Chinese type of dog? Well anyway, Marcus is old, he's about 11 and he's a foot tall. Panda is 10 and the same height, the waist is a different matter. Marcus has had many,... problems and it's a suprise he's lived this long or even survived having a temporary extra butthole. Panda's full name is Pandora, because she always gets into trouble. She is Marcus' daughter. She also would never be a guard dog- she licks everyone, even the Census people. And voila, those are my pets.
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